QB: Tom Brady
WR: Plaxico Burress
WR: Laverneous Coles
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew
RB: Selvin Young
TE: Jeremy Shockey
K: Robbie Gould
I also took a flier on rookie WR DeSean Jackson, who'll hopefully be a deep threat for Philly. I've got three more drafts in the next couple days. Hopefully, I can once again latch on to Tom Brady's coat-tails and water ski to victory. Let the fake games begin.
I'm worried about the YouTube viewing habits of you guys and gals. You are ignoring well written genuinely funny material in favor of trainwreck-spotting. I offer exhibit A. This great sketch that Chris White and I did has 63 views...
(by the way, I'm available to ominously voice weddings and bar mitzvahs)
Meanwhile, this dreck has 25,385 views...
C'mon, people... I admit schadenfreude is fun for the whole family, but start giving non-crotch-shot video a chance, eh? Sheesh.
This weekend begins four straight of getting laughed at by people. I'll be kicking off this micro-tour at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone. If you're up that way, come check out that show...we'll hang.
I'd like to close with this: If you pay money to see Disaster Movie this weekend, we can't be friends anymore. Demand better, people.
To be continued...