Blog... B-L-O-G

Hey there 'Redheads... It's Day 28 of Blog-A-Day in May, and I'm feeling downright geusioleptic. Yeah, I just got done watching the National Spelling Bee, which emanated live from the Hyatt in downtown DC. You know that has to be a rockin' afterparty. Half the fun of tuning into the bee is to watch these socially handicapped kids as they take a tension-filled stroll down Sesame Street with Asperger's syndrome. The other half is to watch Tom "Will Host For Food" Bergeron fill with patter that makes Fred Willard in Best In Show look like Jim Lehrer. Sorry about that last sentence...this video sympathizes with you...

Moving on... I think to help prep these kids for their high school futures, they should get an atomic wedgie as a consolation prize upon elimination. I hope these kids can adjust and eke out a passable social life. It'll get awkward when one of the guys is on a date and asks the girl for her country of origin. If "Can I use you in a sentence?" qualifies as a pickup line, you better learn to use loneliness in a sentence.

If you're in the Greensboro, NC area this weekend, come check me out at the Greensboro Comedy Zone. Two shows Friday and Saturday. Click the link for tix and info.

See you Friday...