JOKE/BIT/PREMISE/TAG-A-DAY IN MAY CINCO

Hola, 'Redheads... I hope had a tequila soaked Cinco de Mayo. I think a great product tie-in would be Hellmann's Cinco de Mayo. All the great taste of mayonnaise with a hint of lime. No, that doesn't count as the joke for this post. This one will be a quickie, though. My head hurts. So without further ado, here's the latest bit of dynamite hack in today's edition of...
JOKE/BIT/PREMISE/TAG-A-DAY IN MAY

In political ads, the candidates want you to vote for them, "for a brighter tomorrow." I don't want to vote for anyone that short-sighted.

Maybe the mayo joke was better...

See ya tomorrow...